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                    \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Size tolerance, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        A crisp, cheeky tee that reads like a warning sign and wears like an old favorite. The bold “DANGER” header and block text — “Look Both Ways Before You Cross Me” — gives this shirt a playful, slightly defiant voice. Lightweight, smooth ring‑spun cotton keeps the print sharp and comfortable all day. Wear it when you want to make people smile, set a confident tone, or add a bit of attitude to a casual outfit. The classic crew cut and clean fit layer easily under jackets or stand on their own with jeans and sneakers.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for soft, smooth feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- DTG prints on body with DTF used for sleeve and inner neck labels\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO‑TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; meets EU safety and compliance standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazardy\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47856504963124,"sku":"15797176675895728262","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47856504995892,"sku":"15159245351759338437","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47856505028660,"sku":"55167541568949544924","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47856505061428,"sku":"52827557343840612859","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47856505094196,"sku":"28982119765673753450","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0758\/2797\/0100\/files\/6643405689025109296_2048.jpg?v=1780307590"}],"url":"https:\/\/hazardy.myshopify.com\/collections\/hazardy-tees.oembed","provider":"HAZARDY","version":"1.0","type":"link"}