Already retired in their head. Currently grinding anyway.
The Capricorn has a five-year plan, a backup plan, and a backup for the backup. Disciplined, ambitious, and quietly judging everyone who doesn't have their life together — while being too polite to say it out loud. The most responsible person in the room and absolutely exhausted by it. This hoodie is their reward.
50% cotton / 50% polyester, 8.0 oz/yd² — warm, cozy, built for all-day wear
Classic unisex fit with ribbed cuffs and hem
Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
Large front kangaroo pocket
Tear-away label — scratch-free all-day wear
OEKO-TEX® certified
Disciplined. Exhausted. Fully Hazardy.
Care: Machine wash cold · Non-chlorine bleach only · Tumble dry medium · Iron low heat · No dry clean
