The unsolicited "smile!" has been retired permanently. This hoodie is for the ones who are tired of performing happiness for strangers, who have a perfectly good resting expression, and who would like everyone to note the message on the front and act accordingly. Not rude. Just done.
50% cotton / 50% polyester, 8.0 oz/yd² — warm, cozy, built for all-day wear
Classic unisex fit with ribbed cuffs and hem
Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
Large front kangaroo pocket
Tear-away label — scratch-free all-day wear
OEKO-TEX® certified
Unbothered. Unsmiling. Fully Hazardy.
Care: Machine wash cold · Non-chlorine bleach only · Tumble dry medium · Iron low heat · No dry clean
