The filter is broken. Has been for a while. This hoodie is for the ones whose brain-to-mouth connection skips the editing phase entirely — who say the thing everyone else is thinking, at full volume, with zero regrets. Inappropriate? Maybe. Accurate? Almost always.
50% cotton / 50% polyester, 8.0 oz/yd² — warm, cozy, built for all-day wear
Classic unisex fit with ribbed cuffs and hem
Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
Large front kangaroo pocket
Tear-away label — scratch-free all-day wear
OEKO-TEX® certified
Unfiltered. Accurate. Fully Hazardy.
Care: Machine wash cold · Non-chlorine bleach only · Tumble dry medium · Iron low heat · No dry clean
