You didn't just break the rules — you broke them consistently enough to get acknowledged for it. This hoodie is for the ones who've earned the title, who wear it as the badge of honor it clearly is, and who are already working on next month's nomination. Distinguished. Decorated. Absolutely doing it again.
50% cotton / 50% polyester, 8.0 oz/yd² — warm, cozy, built for all-day wear
Classic unisex fit with ribbed cuffs and hem
Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
Large front kangaroo pocket
Tear-away label — scratch-free all-day wear
OEKO-TEX® certified
Recognized. Repeat offender. Fully Hazardy.
Care: Machine wash cold · Non-chlorine bleach only · Tumble dry medium · Iron low heat · No dry clean
