You Must Be This Tall To Ride This Ride ~ Unisex Tee

Standards exist. Not everyone meets them. That's not your problem.

The You Must Be This Tall To Ride This Ride Tee is for everyone who's done lowering the bar for people who can't clear it anyway. It's a vibe check in graphic form — bold, unbothered, and non-negotiable.

The goods:

• Gildan 5000 heavy cotton — 5.3 oz, 100% US-grown cotton
• Seamless body, reinforced shoulders, tear-away label
• Crew neck, classic relaxed fit
• OEKO-TEX® certified. The shirt has standards too.
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. No ironing — you don't lower your standards for wrinkles either.

Printed on demand. Not everyone gets to wear it.