Scarcasm Is My Love Language ~ Unisex Tee

Fluent in eye rolls. Doctorate in deadpan.

The Scarcasm Is My Love Language Tee is for everyone whose affection comes with a side of "really?" — because sometimes the most honest thing you can say is something you don't fully mean, and everyone knows it. It's not mean. It's a dialect.

The goods:

• Gildan 5000 heavy cotton — 5.3 oz, 100% US-grown cotton
• Seamless body, reinforced shoulders, tear-away label
• Crew neck, classic relaxed fit
• OEKO-TEX® certified. The fabric is genuine even if your compliments aren't.
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. No ironing — wrinkles just add character.

Printed on demand. Delivered with love. Probably.