Witnesses confirmed. Moving on.
The Just Here to Establish an Alibi Hoodie is for the ones who showed up, signed in, and have three people who can vouch for them. You were here. You were seen. Whatever happened next is purely coincidental. Deadpan graphic, heavyweight comfort, and just enough plausible deniability to get through the night.
Present. Accounted for. Absolutely innocent.
Product Features
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester heavy blend (8.0 oz/yd² | 271 g/m²) — heavyweight warmth, all-day comfort
- Classic unisex fit — relaxed cut, works on everybody
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord — clean look, no loose ends
- Front pouch pocket — hands visible, nothing to see here
- Ribbed cuffs and hem — holds its shape under any circumstances
- Tear-away label — comfortable from the first wear, zero evidence
- Made with 100% ethically grown US cotton | OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes
- Heather Sport colors: 60% polyester / 40% cotton
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Iron / steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
Note: White colorways may appear off-white due to fabric properties. Minor print placement variations may occur — handcrafted, not a defect.
EU Representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product Information: Gildan 18500, 2-year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings / Hazard: For adults. Made in Bangladesh.
