You had a whole keyboard and chose to call. Interesting.
The No Calls Texts Only Hat makes your communication policy visible before anyone asks for your number. A yellow sign-style graphic reads “NO CALLS / TEXT ONLY,” because apparently putting your phone on silent wasn't a clear enough hint.
For anyone who watches an incoming call, waits for it to stop, then texts “what's up?” Made from 100% cotton twill with an unstructured, low-profile fit, this cap keeps your outfit easy and your boundaries legible. A text is welcome. An immediate reply remains a separate negotiation.
Available in writing. Unavailable for small talk. Fully HAZARDY.
The details
- 100% cotton twill
- 6-panel, unstructured construction
- Low-fitting profile
- Adjustable Velcro® closure
Care instructions
Spot clean with warm water and dish soap. No need to soak the whole hat. For stubborn spots, use a soft-bristled brush.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: OTTO Cap 18-253, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
