Hazardy~Proceed With Scarcasm T-Shirt~Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt

Sarcasm isn't a defense mechanism. It's a lifestyle.

This is the original Hazardy tee — the one that started it all. Garment-dyed, soft-washed, and broken in from day one, just like your patience for people who can't take a joke. Wear it as a warning. Wear it as a welcome mat. Either way, proceed with scarcasm.

• 100% pre-shrunk ring-spun US cotton
• Heavyweight 206.8 g/m² — soft-washed, garment-dyed for that broken-in feel
• Relaxed fit, tubular construction with no side seams
• Double-needle stitching throughout for durability
• Sewn-in label

Sarcasm fluent. Fully Hazardy.

Care: Machine wash cold · Do not bleach · Tumble dry low · Iron low heat · No dry clean